FBI Believes Trump May Try To Leave Country Using Makeshift Disguise





The FBI released a photo of Donald Trump, taken from a concealed camera at Mar-A-Lago, appearing to show the indicted ex-president preparing to flee in an amateurish-looking disguise.

“Trump walked out of his Palm Beach home with an improvised cover-up that didn’t conceal much,” said Roland Larch, Special Agent in charge of Southern Florida. “He just painted his blonde hair black using a Sharpie marker, adding dark eyebrows, mustache and goatee.”

Asked if FBI agents were close to capturing the former POTUS, Special Agent Larch seemed frustrated. “We followed him into a local Sam’s Club, but he disappeared into a crowd of similarly disguised Sicilian gangsters.”

Larch, however, did not think Trump could escape far. “To be honest, his contrived Sharpie disguise was ridiculous. A five-year-old could have seen through it. But now we believe he’s traveling with a female accomplice who has Russian secret police training. She could complicate things.”